The Dirty Digest
dirtyshirt
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Rider had to gallop to easy win at 14-1 but couldn't quite pull it off.
Arcadia, Ca - Kent Desormeaux, long known for his general indifference to the bettor and racing fan, managed to add to that legacy on Thursday. In the day's final heat, a 6 1/2 Maiden race down Santa Anita's hillside turf course, Kent was primed and loaded on the Vladimir Cerin 3yo filly, Saburai. She was riden up another fillies ass, then bumbed hard, and finally let run 3 steps to get all the way into a clear 4th. Saburai was so much the best, we can count our sheckles next time she hits the track. Kent, when questioned after the race, admitted it had cost him money as well.
There's a 3yo filly going for Cerin named War Storm who has been working heads up with Saburai.
Local man has it many times.
The only possible outcome in the race was realized in today's feature. Local man, dirtyshirt, was less than stoked about the $1.70 exacta. He was quick to point out to reporters that he "didn't give a fuck," and additionally, "was all over that second place horse in the futures nigga."
Depending on the results of the 9th, I'll be alive to this horse anywhere from 2-22 times.l
7x Pick 4 to Kent's horse. Hoping for a little luck.
Actually, I think the only real people here are me, john, nate, and discreet cat's 7 accounts including Turfer Girl, who he probably lost the password for. Turns out Kenny was Dc using pictures stolen off the internet. Brutal game.
I want to tie up a few things from last weeks.
Over Achiever, the Hollendorfer I liked, who beat 12.5k claimers by 10 was claimed by Ron Ellis. Eligible for some awfully easy starter races this summer.
Paradise Woods, the triple crown nominated filly for Mandella won like this - PARADISE WOODS stalked off the rail, came four wide into the stretch, bid three deep then took the lead past the eighth pole and won clear under a moderate hand ride. Look, I saw these fillies, and a few looked really nice as well,but the way she won- and that nomination, boy she could be something. Big and well built too. I really like this girl. She'll love the hillside if she turns out not to be a classic distance monster. Bro Forrest Chatter has a nice little record on the surface. I think Union Rags is gonna be a good sire, but certainly one to watch here.
AMERICAN PASTIME beat a nice field on Saturday, and both Kent and trainer Bob Hess jr both think this 3yo is something. I heard Bob say best he's ever had. Soooo..... watch the replay of Saturdays's 7th.
AMERICAN PASTIME angled in and dueled three deep, inched away leaving the turn and into the stretch and drew clear inthe final furlong under a couple tapswith the whip turned down and a brisk hand ride.
Let's just say it was easy. Apparently, Hollendorfer loved the second place finisher, and thought it was an easy winner. Here's her line- CASCADE KID stalked off the rail then
outside leaving the turn and four wide into the stretch to loom a threat behind the winner in midstretch and was clearly second best.
Single city versus anyone next time.
Terzetto was running in shit races in South America for no money, and suddenly ended up in the barn of Sadler, owned by Kosta Hronis. I don't know why either, or what their goal is with him, but he looks amazing every time pre-race. Like Drefong level muscle. He's been ridden to speed and fade jobs by retard Evin Roman a few times now, but I just get the feeling something is going on. If Victor or Raphael end up here and he's 12-1 some day, I'm firing.
Yeah. I gave that one (and several others) long looks. I think this race will come back loaded, and make the winner look even better.
Look who is in the last today at SA, at a 12/1 ml no less.
Hero Ten All was very live, but threw a fit, and kinda got fucked by the starter. Pretty sure Tyler just sat on him after that.
Derby (and oaks) getting close.
So, Triple Crown? The fucker is a standout. Buuuuttt, Pletch usually needs time, and Baffert is gonna be sending an army.
It was very classy of Casse to not just have State of Honor take a left and mow down always dreaming.
I'm betting one of those Empire Maker sire lines in the futures next year. Or all of them. Double if Baffert has a good one.
Mick Ruis is a better trainer than most of the idiots at Santa Anita. his ROI is ungodly.
Gormley had a great trip, fuck at the top of the stretch on the aerial he looks like a winner. He'll be fine a bit shorter, not expecting a long career.
Whoever did it, made me waste $50 bucks. Talamo really a fucking shithead. Didn't wanna make the bold one. Looks like i'm alive $25 double to the piece of shit in the last.
DB
R10: 7
R11: 4
$50.00
DB
R10: 7
R11: 4
$20.00
DB
R10: 5,7,8
R11: 4
$30.00
DB
R10: 1,3-5,7,8
R11: 4
$90.00
Entered tomorrow.
Race 5:01 CDT
#5 AOTEAROA
not too sure about Stew Elliott, so I hope the horse really runs a good one!
Bet you're ass that Santana will be all fuckin out to get wins for former goose that laid the golden egg!
Based on what he's doing in the AM... horse crushes here. Think he's the type you would need to already be alive to. Not gonna be much of a price. Old school mike Mitchell tribute job here. Old boy is feeling good, certainly no pain. I was alive to old man Elliot the other day and he got me home on the turf. My action is already in.
I secured about 5/2, but you summed this up well. Can't blame the ride, not sure if they lost the horse.
Sure enough. This POS in for 32k today. BACK to dirt? I'm not even sure what I'm hoping for.