"the Full Report From Vegas"

edited May 2009 in Horse Racing Forum
Good Morning Men................................well I Got Home At 6.00pm Last Night And Im Going To Layout The Vegas Week I Had..........$13,000 Profit....many Things To Smile About...........

Wednesday The Trip Begins Horribly As I Arrive At Palace Station And The Suites Were I Always Stay Are On The 21 St. Floor.............the Hotel Desk Clerk Tells Me Im In A Comped Suite On The 14 Th. Floor,i Said I Always Stay On The 21 St. Floor My Past 4 Trips...............i Go The 14 Th. Floor The Mini Suite Sucks I Pick The Phone Up And Call The Clerk And Tell Her Im Coming Back Down This Room Sucks..........i Go To The Lobby Ask For A Casino Host I Get A Woman Named Janet Richardson,who Informs Me My Host Is In Hawaii On Vacation And That She Isnt Going To Put Me On The 21 St. Floor...i Tell Her If You Dont Im Walking Right Out The Door And Hopping In A Cab For The Orleans And Im Done With "statio-casinos" Forever...she Refuses...keep In Mind Im Yelling And All Of This Is Taking Place In The Hotel Lobby,many Guest Are Listening And Looking And Wondering Who Is This Lunatic Yelling ................i Leave Go To The Orleans...............i Pay $671.00 For A Room...........off To The Racebook....bang Out A Few Of My Opening Day Picks At Belmont In The Late Grass Races....

Thursday..hit Cheap Pick 4 At Churchill For $510.00 And Many Exacta Bets At Belmont/churchill....

Friday--oaks Day Post Time 7.30 Am....im In Racebook At 6.00am Ready To Fire Away All Horses Mapped Out For The Day......i Put My Early Pick 4 Ticke In Which Cost $450.00 Pletcher/velasquez Score On Most Impressive Horse Of The Day "senor-fuego" First Time Starter Dead Last 10 Wide At The Top Of The Stretch Blows By The Field Going Away At 12/1 The Racebook Is Silent 300 Sets Of Eyes Are On Me As Im Screaming And Nobody Else Apparently Used The Horse........last Leg Of Pick 4 I Have 5 Deep The #1-#9 Hook Up In Mid Stretch Its Calvin On The #9 And I Collect $8901.00 On My Pick 4.......oaks Derby Double $20.00 Double Wheel Rachel Into The Field $400.00 Collect $2400.00 Easy Game.

I Find A Casino Host Since I Didnt Have One And Tell Her In 4 Days I Have Bet Over $12,000 On Horses And Have About 15 Hours Of Solid Pit Action Crap Table....in 20 Minutes She Returns From Pit--racebook And Says Heres What Im Doing I Have Your Full Refund Of $671.00..and Im Moving You To Our Best Suite In The Hotel Fully Comped Out With Anything You Want......i Gut A 1,000 Sq.ft. Suite 4 Flat Screens Jacuzzi Tubs Full Wet Bar..now Im Living And All Is Well.the Moral To The Story Is The Dumb Bitch At Palace Station Has Cost Her Company Money By Losing Me And By My Being A Hardheaded Irishman I Came Out Smelling Like Roses......the Trip Total Was $13,000 Profit....

For 1 Month On This Site I Said It 100 Times I Felt It Was A "giacamo" Type Wide Open And I Also Advised Everyone On Here How To Wheel Rachel Into The Derby Field Had You Paid Attention You Picked Up $200.00 Profit From Every $2.00 Double Wheel...........

Well Im All Set Up For Breeders Cup At The Orleans........there Starting Phone Betting At The Orleans So You Can Open Account And Bet From Your Room.............

Comments

  • hue21998hue21998 Banned
    edited May 2009
    Welcome back G-Man, im off to work to pay for your Lickher i mean liquor bill. tonite is payback for the derby, taking the wife to phantom of the opera. Good Luck today.
  • turfmanturfman Senior Member
    edited May 2009
    welcome home son, job well done!!!!
  • InTheFogInTheFog Senior Member
    edited May 2009
    G-911 Good to hear you did well.:toast:
  • edited May 2009
    Turf----fog...........thanks Guys What Started Out At The Palace Station In An Argument Turned Out Great At The Orleans.........its 8.50am My Local Gambling Buddy Just Called Me And He Wants To Fire Into The Churchill Pick 6 I Told Him Im Out Of Action For A Couple Of Days As I Have Catching Up To Do At Home...................the Trip Was Great.............being The Somewhat Sarcastic Prick I Can Be At Times I Was Thinking Of Sending That Woman Janet A Fruit Basket For Chasing Me Away Upon Arriving Wednesday Morning.......screw Her...lol Lol....
  • DUNCODUNCO Banned
    edited May 2009
    GAMBLER911 wrote: »
    Turf----fog...........thanks Guys What Started Out At The Palace Station In An Argument Turned Out Great At The Orleans.........its 8.50am My Local Gambling Buddy Just Called Me And He Wants To Fire Into The Churchill Pick 6 I Told Him Im Out Of Action For A Couple Of Days As I Have Catching Up To Do At Home...................the Trip Was Great.............being The Somewhat Sarcastic Prick I Can Be At Times I Was Thinking Of Sending That Woman Janet A Fruit Basket For Chasing Me Away Upon Arriving Wednesday Morning.......screw Her...lol Lol....

    SOMEWHAT?(NOT NEEDED)
  • edited May 2009
    Dunco................hows My Good Buddy Doing.....i Hope Your Behaving On Here ..lol..
  • FlyinLateFlyinLate Senior Member
    edited May 2009
    Great to hear. Sounds like the weekend couldn't have gone any better. As for Dunco behaving, do you even have to ask? :wonder: Who do you like going into the Preakness?

    Also, let me know when you plan on signing up for twinspires and ill shoot you that referall we spoke about.
  • edited May 2009
    Flyin...............im Still Checking A Few Other Spots Because Im Looking For Cash Back Rebates.........in A Years Time I Get Quite A Bit Back In Betting Vouchers,,,,naturally Im Looking For The Best Deal,since I Bet Quite A Bit In A Year.....preakness Is An Eternity Away..lol...i Will Have Horses All Weekend At Belmont And Hollywood Turf Card..........
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